So I thought it was about time to share some more of your fabulous jokes with everyone, this is a selection of jokes left by my lovely customers at the checkout, they make me smile so I hope they will make you smile too :)
Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what ever bugs them
Whats a cats favourite colour?
Why is the sea wet?
Because the seaweed
What do you call a smelly fairy?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Why are barbers always on time?
They know alllll the short cuts!
Two crisps are walking down the road, a car pulls over and asks if they want a lift? They say no thanks we’re walkers
What kind of bees make milk?
How did the fast cat run down the road?
What happens when a strawberry gets in an ambulance?
It has to go in a jambulance
Whats a cow in a hat called?
What happens to naughty coffee beans?
They get grounded!
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises
What cheese can you hide a horse in?
The worst joke I know, but also my favourite…Is my life!
What do apes eat for dessert?
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humour?
What the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour?
He had reptile disfunction!
Why did the banana go to the Drs?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well
Why don’t ant-eaters ever get sick?
Because they’re full of ant-ibodies!
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks at the other and says ‘ does this taste funny to you?’
Why did Santa go to the hospital?
Because of his poor elf
Did you hear about the guy that drowned in the bowl of museli?
He was pulled under by a strong currant!
What did the crab say to the beached whale?
Long time no sea!
Why did the loo roll go down the hill?
To get to the bottom
Glass Coffins….will they catch on? Remains to be seen
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels
Whats sour and dangerous?
A bowl of lemon sharks