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  1. So I thought it was about time to share some more of your fabulous jokes with everyone, this is a selection of jokes left by my lovely customers at the checkout, they make me smile so I hope they will make you smile too :)

     

    Why are frogs always happy?

    They eat what ever bugs them

    Leyla.B

     

    Whats a cats favourite colour?

    Purrrple

    Julie.M

     

    Why is the sea wet?

    Because the seaweed

    Hannah.M

     

    What do you call a smelly fairy?

    Stinkerbelle!

    Lorna.C

     

    Why do fish live in salt water?

    Because pepper makes them sneeze

    Sophie.P

     

    Why are barbers always on time?

    They know alllll the short cuts!

    Medlan.P

     

    Two crisps are walking down the road, a car pulls over and asks if they want a lift? They say no thanks we’re walkers

    Michele.M

     

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boobies

    Ellie.J

     

    How did the fast cat run down the road?

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Sareta.F

     

    What happens when a strawberry gets in an ambulance?

    It has to go in a jambulance

    Rosie.W

     

    Whats a cow in a hat called?

    An apple

    Amanda. D

     

    What happens to naughty coffee beans?

    They get grounded!

    Joanna.M

     

    How do you catch a rabbit?

    Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises

    Sarah-Jane. A

     

    What cheese can you hide a horse in?

    Mascapone

    Amy.T

     

    The worst joke I know, but also my favourite…Is my life!

    Richard.M

     

    What do apes eat for dessert?

    Meringue-utans

    Paiton.B

     

    What do you call farm animals with a sense of humour?

    Laughing Stock

    Elena.B

     

    What the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with a boob job?

    Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

    Peri.R

     

    Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour?

    He had reptile disfunction!

    Shelley.L

     

    Why did the banana go to the Drs?

    Because he wasn’t peeling very well 

    Gemma.C

     

    Why don’t ant-eaters ever get sick?

    Because they’re full of ant-ibodies!

    Amber.F

     

    What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

    Damn

    Victoria.B

     

    Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks at the other and says ‘ does this taste funny to you?’

    Holly.S

     

    Why did Santa go to the hospital?

    Because of his poor elf

    Carla.R

     

    Did you hear about the guy that drowned in the bowl of museli?

    He was pulled under by a strong currant!

    Abby.W

     

    What did the crab say to the beached whale?

    Long time no sea!

    Emma.K

     

    Why did the loo roll go down the hill?

    To get to the bottom

    Alice.L

     

    Glass Coffins….will they catch on? Remains to be seen

    Catherine.M

     

    What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    A Dinosnore

    Laura.M

     

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh

    Verity.L

     

    Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

    Because it was an early bird!

    Karen.D

     

    Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels

    Taylor.N

     

    Whats sour and dangerous?

    A bowl of lemon sharks

    Shelley.L

  2. After over a year of lockdowns and staying at home, life here in the Uk has slowly been taking steps back to normality. One of the big things that me and the boys have missed is museum days and especially our favourite place, The Natural History Museum in London. So with normality on the horizon and places opening back up I decided to get us along to the museum for a day out and finally see the Fantastic Beasts exhibition that I have been extremely excited about for what feels like forever. 

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  3. This is a new series of blogs, of interviews with some wonderful people who work within the animal industry, from zoo keepers, to museum curators and everything in between and those that are on the path to working in these positions too. Be inspired for a future where you can combine your love of animals with your day job. I hope you enjoy these interviews, that you can learn something from them and they can inspire you.

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    Now let me introduce you to Justin....