So as you will know if you've ever ordered anything from me, at the checkout I have a little box for you to add any notes you need about your order...and if you don't have anything you need to say I suggest you could tell me a joke instead. The jokes really do make me smile and I suddenly thought that I should share them with you guys.
I'm putting together this post with all the jokes I have received so far from you amazing people, and I plan on keeping it updated going forward so make sure you keep telling me your jokes when you order.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight nine
from Kathryn C
What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the G
from Stevie. H
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field
from Catriona M
Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other can you smell fish?
from Maggie S
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels
from Delta C
Whys a bunglaow called a bungalow?
Because the builder built to the first floor and said stuff it legs bung a low roof on it
from Leanne D
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
from Hannah K
Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?
from Julia P
Its raining cats and dogs outside, I just went outside and nearly stepped in a poodle
from Rachel D
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
from Rebecca M
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other. So shall we cross? The other shakes his head 'No Way' look what happened to the zebra
from Marisa V
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
from Sophie C
Two fish in a tank, one of them says to the other whos driving this thing?
from Cassandra S
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One - but the lightbulb has to really want to change
from Amy B
What do you call two monkeys who share an amazon account?
from Hannah J
Why did the cow cross the road?
He was off to see a mooo-vie
from Susannah E
What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?
from Hannah M
What do you call a duck looking through a window?
from Delta C
What do you call a dog magician?
from Emma D
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the oceans bottom
from Macen B
Where does a cow hang its paintings?
In a mooseum
from Chantelle P
What is a pirates favourite shop?
from Emily 5
What does the cheese say to itself when it looks in the mirror?
from Jenny O
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they aaaaaarrrrrrrr
from Lisa S
Whats brown and sticky?
from Jennie T
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing it just waved
Why did the orange roll down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice
from Rachel D
What happened to the plastic surgeon who sat by the fire?
from Rachel D
Why couldnt the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted
from Karen D
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all its uncles were ants
from Tina J
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
from J F
What colour socks do bears wear?
None they walk around with bare feet
from Flynn 7
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Bloody big holes all over australia
from Elizabeth U
What did the cow say to the calf?
Its pasture bed time
from Medlan P
Whats a crocodiles favourite game?
from Philipa T
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away
How do you know which end of the worm is its head?
Put it in a bowl of flour and wait till it farts
from Lisa W
Im reading a book about anti gravity, Its impossible to put down
What does a policeman say to his tummy?
Your under a vest
from Olivia A
What did the duck say when it bought a cap?
Put it on my bill
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding
from Jennie S
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
from Joanna E
Knock knock Whos there? The interupting cow! The interupting c.....mmmooooooooooooo
from Katie D