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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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So as you will know if you've ever ordered anything from me, at the checkout I have a little box for you to add any notes you need about your order...and if you don't have anything you need to say I suggest you could tell me a joke instead. The jokes really do make me smile and I suddenly thought that I should share them with you guys.

I'm putting together this post with all the jokes I have received so far from you amazing people, and I plan on keeping it updated going forward so make sure you keep telling me your jokes when you order.


Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven eight nine

from Kathryn C

What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?

A The-saurus

from Karen.D

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot

from Joanne.F

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G

from Stevie. H

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

from Catriona M

Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other can you smell fish?

from Maggie S

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

from Delta C

Whys a bunglaow called a bungalow?

Because the builder built to the first floor and said stuff it legs bung a low roof on it

from Leanne D

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?


from Hannah K

Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?

from Julia P

Its raining cats and dogs outside, I just went outside and nearly stepped in a poodle

from Rachel D

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

from Rebecca M

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other. So shall we cross? The other shakes his head 'No Way' look what happened to the zebra

from Marisa V

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


from Sophie C

Two fish in a tank, one of them says to the other whos driving this thing?

from Cassandra S

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One - but the lightbulb has to really want to change

from Amy B

What do you call two monkeys who share an amazon account?

Prime Mates

from Hannah J

Why did the cow cross the road?

He was off to see a mooo-vie

from Susannah E

What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?

Nacho Cheese

from Hannah M

What do you call a duck looking through a window?

Peaking Duck

from Delta C

What do you call a dog magician?

A Labracadabradoor

from Emma D

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the oceans bottom

from Macen B

Where does a cow hang its paintings?

In a mooseum

from Chantelle P

What is a pirates favourite shop?


from Emily 5

What does the cheese say to itself when it looks in the mirror?


from Jenny O

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they aaaaaarrrrrrrr

from Lisa S

Whats brown and sticky?

A Stick

from Jennie T

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing it just waved

from Rachael

Why did the orange roll down the hill?

Because it ran out of juice

from Rachel D

What happened to the plastic surgeon who sat by the fire?

He melted

from Rachel D

Why couldnt the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted

from Karen D

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all its uncles were ants

from Tina J

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

from J F

What colour socks do bears wear?

None they walk around with bare feet

from Flynn 7

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?

Bloody big holes all over australia

from Elizabeth U

What did the cow say to the calf?

Its pasture bed time

from Medlan P

Whats a crocodiles favourite game?


from Philipa T

What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

from Karen.D

How do you know which end of the worm is its head?

Put it in a bowl of flour and wait till it farts

from Lisa W

Im reading a book about anti gravity, Its impossible to put down

from Karen.D

What does a policeman say to his tummy?

Your under a vest

from Olivia A

What did the duck say when it bought a cap?

Put it on my bill

from Karen.D

I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding

from Jennie S

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

from Joanna E

Knock knock Whos there? The interupting cow! The interupting c.....mmmooooooooooooo

from Katie D

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